Bad Day - Good Mood

So my day started off a little aggravating. I have mucho curly hair, I blew it dry, now at this point I straighten it. Before straightening my hair I look pretty much like carrot top with a bigger Afro. Well, my straightener broke. I threw my Afro in a ponytail, of course my bangs are standing straight up and HUGE, ran to walmart in the rain, of course saw someone I knew, bought a new straightener (that heats up to 400 degrees!), went to work and fixed my hair in my office. So I was trying to get in a better mood. I thought "I'm so blessed I have a job where I can come in a little late and fix my hair in my private office." Then I read the warnings on this new straightener and one warning read, no lie:

"Never use while sleeping"

And I realized, whoever straightens their hair in their sleep must be having a FAR worse day than I ever have had. It cheered me right up!